crisis redux

here is the crisis this time
we may have weapons of mass destruction, errr, i mean i have planted weapons on wall street, errr, we have to cancel the elections and all such bipartisan stuff to come together in this crisis since we may be facing down a mushroom cloud,,errr , i mean a financial crisis of the century and therefore we must declare war on ...errr, i mean we must put a gazillion dollars, no questions asked into Iraq infrastructure, errr , i mean our financial infrastructure because if you dont do as i say i will hold my breath...err i mean you will lose everything you have in your tiny little meaningless workingclass life,,,errr, give me 700 billion now or the endtimes will come early.